kawaiite-mage:

most things that were used to kill or repel demons were just antibacterial or very healthy. bacteria can’t live for long on a silver surface. garlic is hella good for your immune system. holy water is water that you’re not allowed to shit in.

I don’t have a point I’m trying to make I just think it’s kinda cool where supernatural beliefs intersect with real science

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7eggs:

nyrma:

nyrma:

not to sound like a stoner or anything but just…….. how does soup work

like….. u put a vegetable in a can and it’s good in the cupboard for months…. u put a vegetable just in the cupboard and it’s bad like .. in a few days………

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tinybed:

autobaby:

nomadic-alternative:

Nomitkon, Tajikistan — I’d never seen a bread eating cat before.  But this cat loved bread. He would practically sit down at the table and wait to be served.  The owners would throw him a few pieces and then throw him out of the house, but he would soon sneak back in and continue looking longingly at the loaves.

bread cat

looking longingly at the loaves

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andrewlloydwebber:

some woman on the street below just hit an operatic high c and then screamed “i’ll fucking kick your ass”

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godzillasflyingpizza:

why-bless-your-heart:

why-bless-your-heart:

Personally I always felt like Hobbits age at roughly the same rate as exceptionally healthy humans and that the reason they don’t come of legal age until 33 is because have you met people in their 20s because Tolkien did

Funny: Pippin is an idiot because he’s not an adult yet.

Funnier: Pippin is an idiot because he’s 28.

jolkien rolkien rolkien tolkien, an actual college professor: none of you are fucking valid

me, a 29-and-a-half year old: i mean, but is he wrong

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bluu-spectre:

just as advertised

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luigiappreciation:

kilejigeebub:

luigiappreciation:

Remember to-a always speak a-your mind!!

 I eat cereal with water

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lumnch:

weeniebagel:

lumnch:

does anyone have the entering soup mode Seinfeld pic they could share with me

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thank you. this is me after getting my tooth pulled, because i can’t eat solid foods. I won’t be taking any questions

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airlesscell:

My stomach is not feeling well can I have a ginger ale please

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yourdisco:

yourdisco:

if he has abs he doesnt care about you

men with abs aren’t capable of love

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